Nothing prepares you for real life quite like being called a witch at the tender age of 10 thanks to the runaway shaky cam hit about some dipshits running around in the woods. Blair (she/her) would like to thank the Academy for snubbing The Blair Witch Project and letting it die so she could muddle her way through the next four years of real horror in peace (high school was the woooooooorst). After spending those subsequent years enchanting audiences through musical performance, Blair discovered the real magic of design and how it can influence you to buy stupid shit you don’t need. Ever wonder why you’re up at 2 AM looking through random stuff and wondering why you suddenly want it? She put a spell on you.

Blair’s also an animal lover (former competitive equestrienne-now-mom to two dogs and two cats) and enjoys scrolling through r/aww and r/eyebleach looking at Cute Baby Animal Content®. When she’s not snuggling her puppies, pushing pixels, or mercing the bad guys in Borderlands with her partner, Blair loves to sew things that she’ll wear once and then push to the back of her closet. At least the skeletons in there will look fabulous.